well, these days I tend to lie.
wildtallarico ITS SO GOOD it’s definitely a “type” tho & not errbodys cup of tea but I love it so much
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dorkly jonbonlestrade
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maudit kingofbunnies
  • Classmate:How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
  • Me:How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?
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abelskye xhatefxck
slightlyterroristic laur-oftherings
dandraco:

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.
The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.
And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)
At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.
And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."
And then there is this:

Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.
And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.
And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.
TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.
hollyoakhill jonbonlestrade

i just watched moulin rouge i am weeping help me

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catleftovers:

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE
tastefullyoffensive jonbonlestrade
things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep
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slangwang wildtallarico
ILAURENS breathe-easybeautiful

copdoccubus:

killer-clone-club:

cloneinstitute:

Orphan Black: the only show on Television where the main actress has kissed the majority of the cast.

Orphan Black: The only show where the main actress is majority of the cast.

Orphan Black: Still waiting for the main actress to kiss herself.

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cloneinstitute thecloneclub
portraits-of-america:

     “I’m an old hippie: I believe that family, love, and peace are very important. I was married for 11 years and had three children. My husband was a drug addict, so I got divorced. Then I met another man and lived with him for 17 years, but he was abusive and cheated on me in the end. So I gave up on love, and decided to just live my life.     I became a master gardener, and did that for 14 years. Then I ran into my high school sweetheart. I moved in with him, but he had been alone his whole life and enjoyed being alone, so our relationship didn’t work out for him. That broke my heart. Then I really gave up on love: I moved in with my mother, and found peace in gardening.”
   Boston, IN
dogsandpupsdaily:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Tumblr in one picture. [via]
humansofnewyork:

“I was the youngest in the family. I went to Israel first, and the rest of the family was supposed to join me. Nobody made it. We sent letters to each other for the first few years. The last letter I got from Poland came in 1941. It was from my mother. It asked me to send food. Then the letters stopped. I knew that the Germans had occupied Poland, and I heard rumors about the things that were happening. I never learned the specifics of what happened to my family. I never wanted to.”
(Jerusalem)