well, these days I tend to lie.
nolabeings:

"They come home sometimes saying words that I didn’t know until I got into the real world. Like, take her. She did something that she wasn’t supposed to do - nothing major - and I told her that I was going to leave her in the house by herself. She breaks down crying. I said ‘what are you crying for?’ And she’s like ‘You’re being facetious!’ I’m like ‘Huh? Excuse me?’ And then he looks at me and says ‘Dad…facetious… it means you’re fooling around.’"
nolabeings love-nola
tattooideas123:

Abstract Black Shoulder Tattoohttp://tattoo-ideas.us/abstract-black-shoulder-tattoo/

WOW I FUCKING HATE SCARY MOVIES

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imaginedragonsdaily:

Warriors (From League of Legends) - Imagine Dragons (x)

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chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

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hydrangea7 cawsima
rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom
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richiessmile whitetiger9
lizclimo:

impressive 
lizclimo tastefullyoffensive

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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Edgar Allan Pop Art.
visitheworld:

Streets of Paros, Cyclades / Greece (via gloholiday.com).

I watched Pocahontas last night & not gonna lie I kinda want to watch it again.

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