well, these days I tend to lie.
readthebloodybook:

Would you believe that my Ripley is actually unphotogenic? You have no idea how gorgeous she is in real life.
readthebloodybook orangedogsrule
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shakespeareshoplifting:

NO FUN ALLOWED CLASSIC LITERATURE IS NOT FOR FUN ONLY FOR DEEP LITERARY ANALYSIS  

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
real-tweets turn-forever667
I never fucking said thatGod, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty)
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thesimpsonswayoflife laur-oftherings
historicaltimes:

London just after WWII
historicaltimes citylandscapes
humansofnewyork:

"The youngest one is the most courageous. If somebody is picking on her sister in Sunday school, she’ll go after them!" (Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)
humansofnewyork:

"What’s the score?""2 - 0""Who scored the goals?""I scored them both."(Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)
http://clientsfromhell.net/post/95282449527/i-was-working-with-a-client-on-a-cover-for-his

clientsfromhell:

I was working with a client on a cover for his band’s latest album.

Client: Can you Photoshop me with blue eyes?

Me: Sure, do you want to use this photo for the album cover instead of the one we already have?

Client: No, I just want to see.

It was a strange request, but I do it…

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citylandscapes:

Pittsburgh from PNC Park Source: jacybear (reddit)
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whenlightsgodown:

Channelling my inner Scarlett Johansson #me #newhair #selfie

I LOVE YOUR HAIR.